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Greetings Earthling, Maxx your extraterrestrial promo-bringer here with an out-of-this-world gun deal. 👽
Although your species has some questionable traditions..... (please explain the appeal of Crocs footwear, you odd creature).... other traditions, like that of carrying backup pistols of such quality as the Ruger LCP II are understandable.
And at an out-of-this-world price of only $259.99, you'd be out of your humanoid mind to say no to such savings. 🚀 You won't find a better price for this gun, on earth OR anywhere else in the universe.
**whiles supplies last** |
