Not to get all sentimental, FIRSTNAME LASTNAME, but did we ever tell you that you’re one of our favorite newsletter receiver people? It’s true, and we’re showing it by sending you this brand new issue of Spam by Oatly. Not every newsletter receiver person will be getting this issue. Because not everyone is like you, FIRSTNAME LASTNAME.

Last week, the people who push milk celebrated their annual World Milk Day. Of course, their made-up holiday leaves the other 364 days of the year for us to celebrate Not World Milk Day, which is traditionally observed by using plant-based drinks instead of milk and we think 364–1 is totally fair because we are an oat drink company, not a scale of justice.

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Last month, we unveiled a new logo for Spam by Oatly. It was, as they say in the design community, “not well-received.” So we decided to un-rebrand our rebrand, which brings us back to the original logo — the one our coworker Mike calls the “Barfing Mailbox.” And that means we’ve scrapped the new logo merch we were planning. Want to claim one of the sample versions? Click here.

If there were six Oatly Salted Caramel Dipped Frozen Dessert Bars in the office freezer and Fanny the production manager says she only took one, how come there are only three Oatly Salted Caramel Dipped Frozen Dessert Bars left? Huh, Fanny? How do you think that happened?!?!?! 

three frozen dessert bars and three outlines of frozen dessert bars

We know, designating the web team of an oat drink newsletter as the sole beneficiaries of your fortune seems like an outlandish idea at first. But, like, what if you actually DID that? Wouldn’t it be really funny? Of course, you shouldn’t, we’re just kidding. But it’s interesting that there’s not a law against the idea. It can be done in just a few easy steps. But you know what? We shouldn’t have even mentioned it. Now it feels awkward. Nevermind. Besides, people would laugh. But then… you like to make people laugh. Don’t you? Hmmm, something to think about… 

Pie chart showing answers to the question, "What is a Betaglucan". 43% a new pickleball team, 51% An early version of the action hera Super Glucan, Colleen our nutritionist % A type of fiber found in oats that's linked to healthier cholesterol scoores and reduced risk for diabetes and cardiovascular disease, 5% Strongly agree

We would like to take this special occasion of Sweden Day (aka today) to point out that Oatly is indeed from Sweden, not Finland. We know how quickly rumors spread. Hopefully, this puts a stop to the chatter. 

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