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Volume III Issue 8

We want to welcome you, FIRSTNAME LASTNAME, as a founding member of the People Who Receive the Oatly Newsletter. Our goal is to offer the kind of oat content that caters to the personal interests of you, FIRSTNAME LASTNAME. For example, this month features words from our CEO, Toni Peterssson.

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Recipes. Smoothies for mathematicians
Are you thirsty and also a mathematician? Try this delicious oat smoothie recipe!
 
Break complicated formula that adds to 1 bananas into pieces and add to blender along with
complicated formula that add to 200ml ml of Oatly Barista Edition 
and Complicated formula that adds to 2 of Oatly Vanilla frozen dessert.

Blend, pour, add Complicated formula that adds to 1 more scoop of Oatly Vanilla frozen dessert, and enjoy.
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Separated at birth
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SEO Keyword Challenge
If you were starting a newsletter about an oat drink and wanted to optimize your search results for the online version, what keywords would you subtly include in your text? Personally speaking, we would try oatly, oats, oat milk, oat drink, Sweden, not Finland, sustainability, and nutrition. We would also try to include words like kumquat and tomfoolery, but then Marcus The Web Guy would get all grouchy and go, “Keywords are not the place to be funny” and that’s not surprising because to be honest, let’s just say we’re not entirely sure in which basket Marcus is putting all his humor eggs.
Chart of the month
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Space for rent
Rent this space (price negotiable); perfect for reselling that Beanie Baby collection or finding a xylophonist for your band or if you work at Oatly and you are a sales person and your name is Korab and you have some product news to announce and even though you received three emails saying, “Do you have anything for the newsletter? We’re saving a space” you still haven’t replied by press time.
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Tonis closing remarks
This being our first newsletter and all, we have unfortunately run out of space to include thoughts from our CEO, Toni Peteerson. Tony, our sincere apologies. We will try to work you into the editorial calendar
for the April issue. Looking forward to reading your thoughts then…
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