As you know, FIRSTNAME LASTNAME, we send out Spam by Oatly once a month. To help you better remember Spam by Oatly during the weeks between issues, we’re adding an “audio logo” to act as our unique signature sound. So from now on, anytime you hear that sound, you’ll associate it with Spam by Oatly. Of course, being a newsletter, we don’t actually have sound so we’re just going to spell it out. Hope this works. 

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Standard pancake mix
Oat drink instead of cow’s milk 
Simple substitute
 
How much to put in?
A one to one ratio
Extra line goes here

We don’t know if you've heard, but Oatly now has a newsletter! And we’re running an ad campaign around the world to make sure everyone else has heard as well. You might see our ads whether you’re driving through New York, taking a subway in Berlin or walking through the streets of Stockholm! You can even see them if you’re reading an oat drink newsletter. 
 
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FIRSTNAME LASTNAME of Helsinki, Finland wrote to us asking if he could turn Spam by Oatly into his own personal Tinder to help him find a love interest and since Spam by Oatly isn’t really anything else, we agreed. But sometimes, love travels faster than oat drink newsletters and by the time we wanted to share FIRSTNAME’s most date-friendly qualities, he was off the market. We’d like to think it shows the positive karma that’s unleashed when you write to an oat drink company. Want to test that theory?  

Send us a note about what your heart yearns for. Maybe we’ll share your story. Maybe we’ll just nod and go “yeah same.”

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There's only one planet for our family... Earth!

Q:	What’s the point of declaring your CO₂e impact on your packages when so few others are doing it?
Q:	What’s the point of the others not doing it?
Q:	Why are your products always sold out at my local store?
Q:	Do you think it could be because people keep buying them?
Q:	Will you respond to this?
Q:	If we do, will you read it?
Q:	Why do you call me FIRSTNAME LASTNAME?
Q:	We all wear masks, don’t we?
Q:	Watching you not answer questions is kind of irritating.
Q:	That’s not a question. Also, da–ditty–da oooh ZAH boom-boom!

You can tell a lot about an oat drink company by the pets their employees keep unless the company is Oatly and the employee is Chelsea Newson and the pet is a cross-eyed formerly feral cat named Minnow who was found in the trash and whose hobby is to summit Christmas trees each December in which case you don’t know what to think and honestly, we don’t either. 

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Entertained by Spam by Oatly? Here’s your chance to entertain us in return: Turn on your out-of-office notice with a funny auto-reply message on the day we send out our next issue, April 4th. (That’s 4 April in Europe or, if you’re still using the Mayan calendar, Long Count 13.0.10.7.16 4 Pop 3 Cib.) We’ll send a little something to everyone who participates. Please know you don’t actually have to take that day off, though you do look like you’re catching a cold or something. Maybe you should rest. 

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